the boyz of hip hop
Hip Hop and porn? You can say what you want about lack of respect and misogyny - all of it true by the way - but what most of these guys covering up is their true sexuality or some inadequacy.
Lil John? Speaks for itself, enough to make a cat laugh. 50 Cent? I like to call him 50 Pint, he swallows semen like no one I've seen. Many times I've had him go down on me, gun to his head, "Faster bitch. You want me to shoot you again?" Not that he needs encouragement, 6 inch, 10 inch, he'll swallow them all, you just got to make sure he shaves if you don't want stubble burn. There you are minding your business and suddenly your pants unbuttoned and your bone being chewed, and half the time you're like "Man, can't you shave before sucking, it itches my balls." But then again he's really good, I mean he can tie shoelaces with his tongue, and he always swallows.
I don't even want to talk about what Snoop Dogg's into, the clue's in the name. To be honest it's not so much when he's in it, it's when it's in him. Make your eyes water just to think of it. You think he's maybe trying to tell you something - Doggstyle? Please.
Anyway, how many booty videos can you watch? One ass looks much like another to me, no matter the colour or how much it's shaking. Some of the time you don't even know if you're looking at women or men. Maybe that's the point - after all hardcore's full of shots of cocks and come, and women with two cocks in one hole - you telling me these guys don't want to rub weiners? Maybe if they were a little less repressed they'd be happy to buy butt plugs and hang out in urinals. P Diddy would love that kind of freedom, that queen just loves to be pissed on. You see it trickling off his chin, staining his fur coat, splashing off his tongue, and he's just aching to be tied and fucked up the ass.
Now Nelly's another matter, likes a big fat bear pushing him down in the bed, being split in half by a massive tool. Sometimes a boy's just got to have girth. Even if you end up dripping shit, rectal mucus, semen and blood down the back of your legs when you get up to piss.
All these guys know is they're firmly in the closet, jacking off over second hand copies of Boyz, waiting for the day they can show their ass being plunged by leather boys in a video. Getting roasted, jism dripping out of both ends. Course, it's hard to flow when you're giving deep throat to a guy with a prick reaches down to his knees, or even when you got Dr Dre fisting you up to his elbow. But I have to say in some cases that'd be a blessing.
Lil John? Speaks for itself, enough to make a cat laugh. 50 Cent? I like to call him 50 Pint, he swallows semen like no one I've seen. Many times I've had him go down on me, gun to his head, "Faster bitch. You want me to shoot you again?" Not that he needs encouragement, 6 inch, 10 inch, he'll swallow them all, you just got to make sure he shaves if you don't want stubble burn. There you are minding your business and suddenly your pants unbuttoned and your bone being chewed, and half the time you're like "Man, can't you shave before sucking, it itches my balls." But then again he's really good, I mean he can tie shoelaces with his tongue, and he always swallows.
I don't even want to talk about what Snoop Dogg's into, the clue's in the name. To be honest it's not so much when he's in it, it's when it's in him. Make your eyes water just to think of it. You think he's maybe trying to tell you something - Doggstyle? Please.
Anyway, how many booty videos can you watch? One ass looks much like another to me, no matter the colour or how much it's shaking. Some of the time you don't even know if you're looking at women or men. Maybe that's the point - after all hardcore's full of shots of cocks and come, and women with two cocks in one hole - you telling me these guys don't want to rub weiners? Maybe if they were a little less repressed they'd be happy to buy butt plugs and hang out in urinals. P Diddy would love that kind of freedom, that queen just loves to be pissed on. You see it trickling off his chin, staining his fur coat, splashing off his tongue, and he's just aching to be tied and fucked up the ass.
Now Nelly's another matter, likes a big fat bear pushing him down in the bed, being split in half by a massive tool. Sometimes a boy's just got to have girth. Even if you end up dripping shit, rectal mucus, semen and blood down the back of your legs when you get up to piss.
All these guys know is they're firmly in the closet, jacking off over second hand copies of Boyz, waiting for the day they can show their ass being plunged by leather boys in a video. Getting roasted, jism dripping out of both ends. Course, it's hard to flow when you're giving deep throat to a guy with a prick reaches down to his knees, or even when you got Dr Dre fisting you up to his elbow. But I have to say in some cases that'd be a blessing.
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