lucille bogan - shave 'em dry

I can't believe I never heard of this before today. Straight up filth from 1935.

If you follow this link to the YouTube page you'll find the lyrics so you can sing along.

Here's a sample from late in the song:

I would fuck you baby,

honey I'd make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down

like a damn bell sapper,

And your dick stands up like a steeple,

Your goddam ass-hole

stands open like a church door,

And the crabs walks in like people.